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(shared) [04 Jan 2009|12:17am] In 2009, krs_one resolves to... Ask my boss for a poker. Learn to play the omaha. Admit my true feelings to xaustraliax. Get back in contact with some old donkaments. Apply for a new infest. Be nicer to maxwalker. Get your own New Year's Resolutions:

(7 j-wads | shared) attn: Onton [29 Jun 2008|12:10am]

(6 j-wads | shared) Melbourne Trip 08 [31 Mar 2008|01:48pm] Just got around to putting up all my photos from Melbourne. good times.

(shared) [28 Aug 2007|02:56pm] Oh wow.

(1 j-wad | shared) I still function! [16 Aug 2007|11:21am] ....some what. More photo's from African adventures to appear... eventually.

(shared) [09 Jul 2007|09:53pm] ohyessssssssssss Going to mozambique for a week or so tomorrow. so no internets, no phones, just beaches, booze and probably a bunch of blunts. Can't really fault that. Talk soon all. xox.

(1 j-wad | shared) Updates from South Africa! [30 Jun 2007|05:45pm] Yo, I've been out in South Africa for, i was about to say a week but its been only 5 days. But like carly just said, time flies when your hung over. ( lots and lots and lots more! )

(5 j-wads | shared) i am very very sneaky sir. [26 Jun 2007|12:48am] I'm in singapore. Its late, im tired, i ate way too much burger king/crunchy japanese peanuts. I cant wait to get on the next plane, order 3 drinks and fall asleep watching Road Hogs. Travel joyyyyyyyyy!

(3 j-wads | shared) [31 May 2007|07:12am] Board: As Qc Ts 3h Dead: equity win tie pots won pots tied Hand 0: 86.250% 82.50% 03.75% 33 1.50 { KsJs } Hand 1: 03.750% 00.00% 03.75% 0 1.50 { AcKh } Hand 2: 05.000% 05.00% 00.00% 2 0.00 { QsTc } Hand 3: 05.000% 05.00% 00.00% 2 0.00 { AdTh } .... river is of course the Td. That pretty much sums up my night.

(4 j-wads | shared) [21 May 2007|09:09pm] Soooooooo... does any one have a PC or a Laptop they dont want/would be willing to part with cheaply? I just need one that I can gamb00l on. Doesnt have to be space age, just not a Mac or totally shit. K thnx.

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(shared) [12 Apr 2007|10:24am] ANGEL OF DEATHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(2 j-wads | shared) [22 Mar 2007|02:19pm] Anyone going to SA/Melbs for bane? I wanna book my tickets and maybe a room @ the arthosue asap. Who's coming?!?

(3 j-wads | shared) Travel much? [28 Feb 2007|01:08am] [ music | Danzig ] So I'm of to Melbourne again, Wednesday the 28th to the 6th or something. Anyone going to hatebreed/terror/mindsnare? Apart from that i'll be gambling like the degenerate I am at crown, smoking cigars at 4am along the Yarra and getting my boogy on at the wedding of Cassie & Craigos. Hit me up melbourne friends! Far better is it to dare mighty things, to win glorius triumphs, even though checkered by failure... than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much, because they live in a gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat.

(shared) FINNNNNNNNNNALLLLLY! [14 Feb 2007|03:06am] After like, a heartbreaking tournament last november, in which i missed out on $13k, and just missing out on the sattellite tournament for the $550 buy-in last week, I finally managed to cash in a poker tournament at burswood. I finished 4th out of 62 in the $220 NLHE tournament tonight for a pretty good cash. I love playing poker, every, single, day. Doyle Brunson. What a man. ---- JM: You saw people shot, stabbed, and killed back in the day. If you had to pull one memory that personifies the "rough and tough" road days, what would that memory be? DB: There are so many memories, I really cannot distinguish just one of them. I think one of the most traumatic instances was when a guy walked into a game and just blew a guy's head off who was sitting right next to me, and his brains splattered up against a back wall. I've experienced several instances like that. Another time, a guy shot another guy in the head with a shotgun as he was robbing the poker game. I had a very traumatic home invasion. I had several robberies that were very exciting, to say the least (laughing); it is hard to pick one. I saw five people killed on the north side of Fort Worth. That was the roughest place I ever saw. JM: For you and your crew, the likes of Amarillo Slim, Johnny Moss, and others, how did you all navigate this shady underworld - giving as much action as you all did, flush with so much cash - and get out unscathed? DB: We protected ourselves pretty well. We carried guns and shotguns, there were three of us who traveled together all the time, sometimes more, so we really watched each others' backs. When we did get robbed, it would be at the poker game itself, not outside the game, because we were very, very careful. We would cover each other. It sounds like the Old West, but it really was. It was very exciting. At that time I was single and didn't have any responsibilities, and I actually enjoyed it. But looking back, it was pretty wild. JM: So, what was Doyle packing back in the day? DB: I always carried a .357 Magnum.

(6 j-wads | shared) [29 Jan 2007|11:23am] BANE AUSTRALIAN TOUR April 5 Amplifier, Perth Tickets on sale from 78 Records, Beat, Mills and www.resistrecords.com April 6 HQ, Perth All Ages Tickets on sale from 78 Records, Beat, Mills and www.resistrecords.com April 7 Manning Bar, Sydney Lic / All ages Tickets on sale from Mosh Tix outlets and www.resistrecords.com April 8 Cambridge Newcastle All ages Tickets on sale from Mosh Tix outlets and www.resistrecords.com April 11 Princess Theatre, Brisbane All ages Tickets on sale from Skinnys, Mosh Pit, Rockinghorse, Sunflower Music, Music Mania, Butter Beats and www.resistrecords.com April 12 TBC April 13 Enigma Bar, Adelaide Lic / All ages Tickets on sale from CIB, Venue, Tix outlets and www.resistrecords.com April 14 Arthouse, Melbourne Tickets on sale from Missing Link and www.resistrecords.com April 15 TBC, Melbourne All ages TICKETS ON SALE FEBRUARY 14. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYESSSSSSSSSSSS Seee you all at every. single. show. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSHITYEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(shared) [25 Jan 2007|03:36pm] My planning skills suck. Who wants to escape mass violence on the forshore, head to the hills and kick back by the pool. Bring some snacks and booze, we'll party down and smoke old man pipes. huzzzzah.

(shared) holy shit. [18 Jan 2007|05:52am] [ music | the sound of one hand clapping ] Converge. Isis. Diplo. Slayer. Mastodon. Good Vibes. Dropkick Murphys. NOFX. This is like, 6 or 7 years of hopes and dreams crammed into 3 months for the low low price of $390 + change. I'm so excited I might just wet myself.

(1 j-wad | shared) [25 Nov 2006|03:17am] Tonight I was one place away from turning a $125 buy-in into a minimum $7500 payout, and most likely a $13,200 trip to the Aussie Millions $10k buy in event in melbourne. QQ v KK in the bigblind small blind on the bubble was, as Jay put it, a total fuckin cooler. And after it happened I was fuckin devastated. But after kicking back on the porch and replaying the whole tournament back to Rob i'm so happy with the way I played. I beat out 165 odd players across two tournaments, made two final tables and was one spot away from at least a big cash payout and probably a chance to sit down next to Phil Ivey at Crown next January. Fuck letting a rough beat stop me from playing. I'll be on ESPN next year check-raising Ivey for all his chips. And if i place, we'll all get drunk.

(10 j-wads | shared) [23 Nov 2006|11:08am] Late night poker. Early morning Avacodo on toast with ice cream from the tub on the side. The ashes. VB tinnies. XL Coffees. Hungry Jacks x 3. A Ripping strike rate. FUCKN ASHESSSSSHYEHHHHHH!!!!!

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